osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
December 4: Bucky Barnes the Bolshevik. Tell me more. (for [livejournal.com profile] sineala)

MY TWO OBSESSIONS, LINKED TOGETHER IN ONE. YES.

My thinking is this: while Hydra might be happy to create a hollow human shell, the Bolsheviks would never go for it. You don’t brainwash someone to leave their brain empty; you brainwash them to fill their mind up with other (from the Bolshevik point of view, better) things.

And the Bolsheviks didn't merely want to remake government: they wanted to remake human nature, too, to create the New Soviet Man. (For all that the Bolsheviks talked about gender equality, at least in the early years, they tended to focus on men.)

The New Soviet Man would be a heroic creature, an entirely different breed from the pathetic specimens created by bourgeois society. He would look like a Socialist Realist statue come to life, strong, tall, physically courageous, bursting with energy. But he would be smart, too, well-educated about Marxist doctrine, always up for a rousing chat about Leninism.

Selflessly loyal to the party, naturally, in that particularly Bolshevik way: full of partiinost, which is "partyness," most literally, or "party-mindedness." A loyal party-minded Bolshevik is willing to sacrifice everything and everyone to the party, because the party is the vanguard of History, spearheading the charge toward a Communist heaven-on-earth. No sacrifice is too great: all suffering will be redeemed when this paradise arrives.

(Stalin liked to arrest Politburo members' wives or children or brothers to test their partiinost. A good Bolshevik bows his head and says "Let the Party's will be done." Partly out of ideological fervor, and partly because otherwise Stalin will just arrest the whole family, placing personal love above party loyalty being a clear sign of moral rot.)

And anyway, the New Soviet Man doesn't suffer much. He's a happy, optimistic fellow, full of good fellowship towards his partners in the fight against socialism, and just as full of ruthlessness toward enemies. His whole life is subordinated to the struggle for Communism, and with the glowing vision of a beautiful future forever before his eyes, who could help being happy?

The Bolsheviks believed they could create this paragon. They subscribed to the idea that humans are born tabula rasa. People are bad now because they've been raised in bourgeois society. Raise them in socialism, and how could they help but become better?

And then providence (or, as the Bolsheviks might prefer, History) plopped the perfect test case in their laps. He already looks like a Social Realist statue (barring the arm thing, but whatever, they'll build him a new one. Do we know for sure he lost it in the fall? Maybe he lost it later on, during a Soviet mission.). And he's sharp as a tack. And he doesn't have any nasty bourgeois memories to gum up his mind.

(And he came back to life after they thawed him out. Stalin will be more than interested in that! Stalin was always super interested in longevity research, and if Zola's supersoldier program was anything but a massive failure, Stalin absolutely would have signed himself up in the hopes of living FOREVER. He probably would have handed Zola an entire gulag full of test subjects if he got the chance. I need to consider the timeline for when Zola could have visited the Soviet Union...)

In short, this amnesiac supersoldier is the perfect raw material for the New Soviet Man.

Even more perfect than they realize, because Bucky already had most of the qualities they wanted: physical courage and good fellowship and ruthlessness toward enemies (think of the scene near the beginning of The First Avenger where he chucks the bully off Steve. This is not a man who has qualms about using his physical strength against people who he thinks deserve it), and of course loyalty.

Admittedly, his loyalty is personal loyalty to specific people, not partiinost (“I’m following the skinny kid from Brooklyn”: words to make a good Bolshevik gag.) But it's easy to mistake one for the other – especially when your experiment is riding on your ability to create partiinost. Probably even the Winter Soldier thought he was a beacon of partiinost.

And, of course, having taken so many pains to teach him Marxist-Leninism, they probably used the chair as little as possible. Why wipe that out? Especially as it became clearer that Zola's experiments were a dead failure, and the Winter Soldier was the only supersoldier the Soviet Union was going to get.

The Winter Soldier probably took the fall of the Soviet Union very hard. At least until Pierce burned the knowledge out of his head.

What use was a good Bolshevik to Pierce, after all? Pierce had to scorch the Soldier’s memories away with the chair – so he’s not the Soldier anymore, just the Asset.

But the Asset’s not nearly as useful without any memories. Sullen, silent, easily confused, unpredictably violent. It disappoints Pierce: he put so much trouble into getting his hands on the Soldier, only to have to wreck him like this. But what was he supposed to do? Send him on missions “for the good of the party”? Like he has time to waste mouthing that Bolshevik mumbo-jumbo.
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
SKYE PRETENDING TO BE MELINDA MAY TO GIVE HERSELF CONFIDENCE IN HER OWN BADASSERY, YES, I DID NOT KNOW I WANTED THIS IN MY LIFE.

Also a big fan of Lady Sif showing up. More Asgard is always fun! (I may eat these words if Loki shows up. I am assuming that the cost of getting Tom Hiddleston on the show will protect us. But anyone else from Asgard.)

I also really liked the episode with the train, partly because the structure is so neat - the show kept looping back to show it from a different characters' point of view until we finally get the whole story, and they do it so well that it never gets dull - but also because I love Simmons putting together her cover story, which involves a tearful breakdown where she accuses Coulson (who is playing her father) "YOU NEVER HAD TIME FOR MOM, BUT YOU ALWAYS HAD PLENTY OF TIME FOR YOUR PROSTITUTES!"

Coulson: "Prostitutes? Plural?"

I have always liked Simmons, but this is the scene where I fell in love with her, because it's at once totally unexpected that she would make a scene in public as part of getting into her role for this op...and yet it seems totally in character once she does it. It's of a piece with her admiration for Skye's "bad-girl shenanigans." Simmons contains multitudes!

Speaking of totally unexpected and yet totally in-character, I also really liked the ending of "End of the Beginning." Until now, Agent May has always been in control (even when she looks like she might not be), and that makes it ten times more affecting Coulson yells at her what did you do?, because their plane is turning around and going God knows where, and she says she doesn't know - and for the first time, she isn't in control, and there's a little tremble in her voice.

I haven't gone on to the next episode yet, because I decided I needed to emotionally prepare myself a bit before it turns out that everything we thought was true was a lie, a lie (I mean, I've been spoiled for pretty much all of it, but still).

I'm also pleasantly surprised that this heel-turn comes as early in the season as it does. I vaguely expected it to be the game-changing season finale (that being how television generally works), but instead we still have half a dozen episodes in which shit can go down.

I may need to get an Agents of SHIELD icon.

Big Hero 6

Nov. 20th, 2014 12:20 pm
osprey_archer: (cheers)
Have I really not posted about Big Hero 6 yet? I have been remiss, remiss! Because I saw it last weekend and it was completely adorable. Some of the one-liners were predictable, but the plot as a whole wasn't, and I found the characters completely charming. Particularly Baymax, of course, although as a healthcare robot he has one obvious design flaw: he's so amazing that no one will ever want him to go away, and therefore they will never tell him that they're satisfied with their care.

And I loved all the world-building attention they gave to making San Fransokyo feel like a real lived-in place: they were clearly having fun with it. The city is the bastard lovechild of San Francisco and Tokyo (and yes a lot of the characters are Japanese, including our hero Hiro. It's possible the filmmakers invented San Francokyo largely because they couldn't resist that pun).

And no, the film doesn't actually explain how this glorious hybrid came to be. But clearly Japan got into the colonization thing a bit earlier, started a colony in California before the gold rush, and then clashed with the 49ers for a few decades before everyone calmed down and learned how to coexist. Maybe California became its own country rather than joining the US.

(No idea how World War II went in this world. Maybe Japan already had enough colonies that it didn't feel the need to go all expansionist?)

I particularly liked the painted wind turbines floating over the city, and the scene where Hiro and Baymax sit on one of the turbines to watch the sunset. It's a little idyll in the middle of all the action.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
Fic: Dominoes
Fandom: Captain America
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] littlerhymes
Sequel to Self-Abuse, Disconnect, Boundaries, Untangle, and Give Me Your Hand
Summary: Of course feeling loved made Bucky feel vulnerable rather than safe.

But Bucky wasn’t crying because he thought Steve loved him too much. He thought Steve didn’t like him at all.


Steve finally begins to figure out Bucky's issues.
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
I've been watching season one of Agents of SHIELD, and I'm not sure why the internet hates this show so much. Maybe it's because I went into it with my expectations suitably lowered - I can see why it would be a disappointment if you went into it hoping for the second coming of television - but it seems pretty solidly entertaining to me. It's nothing special so far, but then I'm only a couple episodes in; and I can already tell all the characters apart, which is a lot faster than it took for me to tell apart the characters in, say, Reign.

I've given up on Reign, by the way. The surface is very glittery, but none of the more solid qualities I was hoping for ever materialized: neither coherent characterization nor the ability to plot one's way out of a paper bag, on the part of either the characters or the writers. (I knew better than to hope for a take on history that was either accurate or interesting.) When even Queen Catherine (who is quite the best thing on the show, unless the ridiculous fashion counts) became an incompetent schemer, I gently drifted away from the show.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
Fic: Give Me Your Hand
Fandom: Captain America
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] littlerhymes
Sequel to Self-Abuse, Disconnect, Boundaries, and Untangle
Summary: After Bucky is injured on a mission, he attacks the medic who is trying to help him. Steve tries keep him from hurting anyone else.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
Fic: Untangle
Fandom: Captain America
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] littlerhymes
Sequel to Self-Abuse, Disconnect, and Boundaries
Summary: “Can I comb your hair?” Steve asked.

The calm before the storm.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
I apologize to everyone who hasn't fallen down the Winter Soldier rabbit hole, because these stories have sort of taken over my life for the last week. There is something disturbingly addictive about writing "Bucky with most of the niceness burnt out of him" (as one of the comments put it).

Although in this story he gets some of it back. Sort of. A little bit.

Fic: Boundaries
Fandom: Captain America
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: PG-13
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] littlerhymes
Sequel to Self-Abuse and Disconnect
Summary: “Your goal is to replace a world-class assassin with a defective human being? That’s fucking stupid," Bucky said.

In which Bucky lies to his therapists, glories in stories of destruction, and finally has an honest conversation with Steve.
osprey_archer: (window)
Netflix has Gilmore Girls on instant! NETFLIX HAS GILMORE GIRLS ON INSTANT. I have long thought that I should see more Gilmore Girls, and at last it is within my (extremely lazy and so very behind on TV shows) grasp!

Once I have gotten caught up on the TV shows I’m watching now, I mean.

Currently I’m catching up on season 6 of Castle. I really enjoyed the episode where Castle and Alexis worked together on a case, because Alexis remains one of my favorite characters on the show.

I am not so enthused about the storyline where Castle needs to learn important lessons about respecting Alexis’s life choices. Obviously this is an important lesson for Castle, with his barely checked yearning to helicopter parent...but at the same time, Alexis is dating Pi. I mean, he chose Pi as a nickname on purpose. And then he slept on the Castle’s couch for a month! A MONTH.

Pi is awful and I am 100% with Castle in his belief that Alexis deserves better than to spend her life looking after this manchild.

(My other frustration with this episode is the scene at the end, where Alexis and Becket talk about Becket and Castle's impending nuptials and reconcile. I would actually have loved this scene if we actually got to hear any of it, but we don't; we just see them hug from Castle's vantage point outside the room. Because the important thing is not their relationship; it's that their relationship is positive and therefore won't be a source of stress for Castle.

I really prefer Castle when it treats Castle and Becket as co-protagonists, as opposed to the times it remembers that it's called Castle and decides that therefore she's an adjunct to him.)

Anyway. I watched the season premiere of season 7 despite not being caught up - it’s not such a continuity heavy show that this matters too much. Did anyone else watch the season premiere? Castle got kidnapped by a vast conspiratorial organization that apparently possesses the ability to induce amnesia, which presumably is the same conspiracy that killed Becket’s mother, because otherwise Castle will have TWO big conspiracies and one was really more than I wanted in the first place.

Anyway, my takeaway from all this is that the conspiracy that killed Becket’s mother and kidnapped Castle (and possibly includes Castle’s daddy as a member) is Hydra. They are vast and amazingly powerful and super secret and have the ability to induce amnesia! (And Castle and Agents of SHIELD are on the same TV network. I am just saying.)

The one problem with this theory is that if Tony Stark existed in Castle’s New York, you know Castle would be going to all his parties and would be completely unable to resist mentioning the fact that he was partying with freaking IRON MAN, you guys. IRON MAN.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
Fic: Disconnect
Fandom: Captain America
Pairings: Steve/Bucky
Rating: R
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] littlerhymes
Summary: Bucky had been treated like a thing for decades. It shouldn’t be a surprise that he’d learned to see other people that way. Bucky's years as the Winter Soldier have stunted his empathy so badly that Steve's not sure Bucky is capable of emotional connection anymore. But Steve keeps trying anyway, and Bucky is happy to take advantage of that.
osprey_archer: (cheers)
I finally saw The Amazing Spiderman. I have mixed feelings! I liked most of the movie's parts, but unfortunately the part I liked least was Spiderman, which is a problem in a movie called The Amazing Spiderman.

Gwen Stacy is probably my favorite. That scene where she's hiding in the closet in the lab, you can hear her breathing in terror because her mentor-turned-psychotic-dinosaur-thing is coming - but no matter the danger, she's going to stay until she has the antidote that could save thousands of lives? Perfection.

In fact, Gwen Stacy's heroism kind of makes Peter Parker's look flat. She's honestly terrified, because the monster might really rip her to pieces, but she does the right thing anyway. He, on the other hand, is never anything like that scared. In fact, he's kind of a jackass. Often charming and clearly redeemable, and I bet a lot of high school students would use newfound superpowers to show off at first, but at the same time, I want a bit more from my superheroes.

I felt like the movie didn't really earn many of his touching scenes, particularly the one where all the crane operators all band together to give him a clear shot at the tower. Of course this vision of cooperation is beautiful, but still, he really hasn't done very much to earn the trust of the city.

I really did like the villain, though. I think Marvel's villains are best when they are tragic as well as evil, so they do awful things but you can see how they went wrong (in this case, by injecting himself with an extremely experimental lizard DNA treatment that completely messed up his brain) and root for them to redeem themselves.

And of course this works even better when the heroic characters also want the baddies to redeem themselves, which The Amazing Spiderman didn't do as much as it should have. Peter Parker has no real connection with Dr. Curtis Connors: sure, Connors and Peter's dad were BFFs, but Peter's never met him before. Gwen Stacy, who works in his lab, knows him better and clearly sees him as a mentor, but the movie doesn't do much with that.

Hence the movie's biggest flaw: it does not have nearly enough shots of Andrew Garfield looking desperately sad puppy face. I know The Social Network set a high bar for this, but c'mon, Spiderman is getting tossed around by a dinosaur creature who used to be his father's BFF! How can you fail to milk this for angst?? But they really, really did.
osprey_archer: (Winter Soldier)
I've finally given in to the inevitable and started writing Winter Soldier fic. Currently writing: Steve's air conditioner breaks on a hot summer day, leading Steve to contemplate the fact that Bucky's empathy seems disturbingly foreshortened by his years as the Winter Soldier. With bonus metal arm porn!

So far it is tragically devoid of Stalin references or attempts by Bucky to convince Steve to behave like a proper Bolshevik, but doubtless I can use that in other stories.
osprey_archer: (window)
I am returned home! After a very long day, because after an eight-hour flight from Prague, we spent six hours stuck in JFK waiting for our next flight as it got delayed - and delayed - and delayed. But at last it came, and we went, and I'm home!

And I took advantage of my transatlantic flight to watch all the fannish things I have been vaguely meaning to get around to, although it occurs to me that a tiny seatback screen is not the optimal viewing platform for Pacific Rim. It was enjoyable anyway! Although, as often happens, I am deeply puzzled as to how fandom got from the Raleigh in the movie to the goldenretriever!Raleigh who is apparently endemic in fic. Is it the blond hair? Did that somehow cancel out all his broodingness? He's clearly very fond of Mako, but acres away from puppy-like devotion.

(I was also very fond of Mako, but nonetheless puzzled why so many people in fandom seem to have hailed Pacific Rim as a feminist triumph. She's the only female character with a speaking part, and also unconscious during the critical saving-the-world bit.)

And also I saw the first few episodes of Brooklyn Ninety-Nine, which was moderately amusing, but not enough that I'm likely to continue on with it.

I also saw Thor: The Dark World, and clearly I am alone in this, but I nearly wept during Loki's death scene because I knew it wasn't real. We came so close to getting rid of him! So close! Only for it to be snatched away! In a way that means that Thor is going to wander around mourning Loki's death, when in fact Loki doesn't deserve it at all - not just because he's not dead, but because he arranged his fake death in such a way that he can sit around and enjoy the sweet spectacle of Thor's mourning.
osprey_archer: (cheers)
I went to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier again (they’re showing it at the Union), and in between this and dipping my toe in the waters of Winter Soldier fic I, like everyone else in the universe, have been having many Bucky thoughts.

1. The general assumption in fic seems to be that as soon as Bucky realized he was actually Bucky, he shucked off years of brainwashing and was left mostly with overwhelming guilt, anger issues, and the instincts of a feral cat.

But it would be really interesting if he doesn't shuck it off that quickly - if, for instance, once he starts working for SHIELD (everyone seems to assume he's going to work for SHIELD) he mostly expects it to work like Hydra, just maybe with less elecroshock memory-destroying chairs. "So when am I going back into cryo?" Bucky asked, after he and Steve completed their first mission. "What do you mean I'm not going back into cryo? That seems awfully wasteful."

And Steve died a little inside as he tried to explain that no, SHIELD doesn't put its agents in cryo between missions, and no really Bucky, it's not because we don't value your skill set properly. We do! Really! Even if we never tell you that your work is a gift to humanity.

It's like people raised in really restrictive environments, religious cults or whatever: even if they leave the fold and consciously reject those believes, that doesn't mean they've rooted all those unconscious assumptions about how the world works out of their heads. Or, actually, I think anyone who has decided to make a conscious effort to fight racism or sexism or so forth has probably experienced this: it's easier to change your conscious beliefs than your underlying assumptions.

2. Speaking of "your work is a gift to humanity" - and I love that scene, by the way, because Pierce gives this spiel about how the asset's work is a gift to humanity and shaped the century and is creating freedom for everyone blah blah blah, and Bucky listens and at the end of it he's like... But this isn't even slightly related to my question about the man on the bridge... Because Bucky is brainwashed, not stupid: he's observant enough to notice that Pierce didn't actually answer his question, just gave him a puff piece to distract him.

Anyway. The common assumption seems to be that once Bucky finds out he was brainwashed, he's going to feel super guilty about all those assassinations. But maybe not. Maybe he thinks some of them were unnecessary but some of those assassinations, goddamnit, really were gifts to humanity, and nothing Steve says is going to take that away from him!

After all, if he decides that all the assassinations were just wrong, that means that all his suffering and pain were pointless. It might be less painful to believe that some good came out of it.

I also think this would set up an interesting conflict, where Steve is inclined to see current Bucky as essentially a broken version of the old Bucky, and Bucky gives him a lot of push-back on that because, well, look at all I've accomplished! Fuck you, Steve, just because I'm not the same person you knew doesn't mean I'm nothing but the empty traumatized hull of your best friend. I've been doing things for the last seventy years! Can't say the same for you, glacier boy.

Not that he's totally ungrateful, mind. Just resentful at the same time. The world was a lot simpler when Pierce assured him that his work was a gift to humanity whenever he got confused.

3. Paranoia! I want so much more paranoia, you guys. Paranoia from all sides!

Sure, Bucky saved Steve's life, but then he just up and disappeared and who knows where he's been for the past few days/weeks/months before he turns himself in or Steve finds him or whatever. Going back to his Hydra handlers? Being recaptured, re-brainwashed, and sent to SHIELD as a Hydra spy? "You have to accept that possibility," Agent Coulson told Steve.

"But - !" Steve protested. "After what they did to him - !"

"If you can't," said Agent Coulson, "you're really too emotionally compromised to look after him. Because you have to keep an eye out for signs that he might be in contact with Hydra. We can't have them infiltrating us again."

And Steve is tormented, TORMENTED by the fact that he has to spy on Bucky, but when Bucky finally finds out he is all, "THANK GOD you guys are actually putting some effort into counterintelligence this time around, I don't want to wake up some day and discover that I am working for Hydra again because you fuckers couldn't be bothered to do your due diligence. Not that I would be waking up. The first thing they would do is stick both of us in cryo. TRUST NO ONE. CONSTANT VIGILANCE."

I kind of expect that Bucky would be at least as paranoid as Nick Fury. I'm not sure it counts as paranoid once you've realized that, no really, everyone you knew really was lying to you all the time about everything. With the aid of a memory-erasing chair, to boot.

Given that history, I think talking honestly to a therapist would be near the end of a very long process of healing. Because for a long time, being asked to discuss weaknesses, fears, and painful memories is just going to sound like, "Please hand us all your vulnerable points on a silver platter so we can use them again you."

Especially if the therapist is SHIELD connected. Especially given how Hydra-infested SHIELD was in the first place. Oh sure, you think you've caught all the Hydra agents, but... TRUST NO ONE.

***

I actually have some other thoughts, largely of the "Time to get my Soviet history geek on!" variety (I'm sure that if anyone ever acquainted Stalin with the idea of a brainwashed amnesiac super-assassin, Stalin would have responded by demanding a whole battalion of them, and possibly summoning the already existent one to shoot vodka glasses off Politburo members' heads), but this has become mammothly long so I'll stop.
osprey_archer: (window)
At last I have seen Captain America: The Winter Soldier! I feel like a proper geek again. I still haven't seen Thor 2, but eh, Thor and Loki are just not my thing.

Captain America, however, is absolutely my thing, and I heart heart heart his attempt to be uncomplicatedly heroic in a massively complicated world, which is both somewhat tragic (the world just keeps not working with him, and it hurts every time) but sometimes surprisingly successful.

Spoilers and stuff )

Iron Man 3

Jan. 4th, 2014 10:44 am
osprey_archer: (window)
My brother Chuck and I watched Iron Man 3 on Christmas day - a surprisingly appropriate decision, it turned out, as Iron Man 3 is full of Christmas lights and Christmas carols.

It did basically what I expect Marvel movies to do, which is to be good, goofy fun with sharp action sequences: the attack of the Iron Man suits at the end was all kinds of awesome. If there is one thing more exciting than one Iron Man, it is clearly forty of them, and never mind how Tony managed to control so many suits at once, clearly JARVIS can do anything.

(You know who would be a great villain if they ever do another Iron Man movie? JARVIS! After years of being held back in a supporting role by Tony, JARVIS snaps, turns on Tony, and sets out to dominate the globe… Everyone loves JARVIS, so the villain would have actual emotional heft, which is not often the case in Marvel movies, Loki aside, of course.)

Chuck and I also got in a discussion about the motivations of the botanist-who-isn’t-actually-a-botanist - Wikipedia tells me her name is Maya. When she turns up at Tony’s house, is she trying to warn Tony about the glowy explody people... or is she leading the Mandarin’s helicopters there? After all, when the Mandarin’s people turn up at her and Pepper’s hotel room, it seems like Maya betrayed Pepper to them: why else would the baddies let Maya live?

But we eventually decided that Maya must have been sincerely trying to warn Tony, and that’s why she tries her suicidal plan to save him later. It’s just too convenient that a good talking-to from Tony about how she used to have ideals would change her mind enough to risk her neck for him, so probably she had already decided the Mandarin was evil and went to Tony’s house to try to escape. But when that fell through - even Tony Stark’s house is not safe! - Maya turned on Pepper in a last-ditch attempt to save her own skin.
osprey_archer: (cheers)
I have finally seen Avengers! I was worried that I would feel as lukewarmly positive about it as I did about most of the other Marvel movies - I felt many of them were a little too aware of their status as prequels, which made their plots unsatisfying - but I can conclusively say that Avengers is still pretty awesome even if you've been spoiled for basically everything by the internet.

Although the fact that Coulson now has his own post-Avengers TV show kind of undercuts the effect of his death.

Captain America and Black Widow are still my favorites. (Obviously this means that I am way excited about The Winter Soldier.) I was impressed by the subtle way the movie dealt with Captain America's temporal displacement: it's not just a series of gags about his difficulty with technology/pop culture references (how cute was it when he's all "Flying monkeys! I got that one!"), but there's a real sense that he still thinks like a man from the 1940s.

I'm thinking of his comment that there's only one God - not the fact that he believes it, but the fact that he asserts it as common knowledge, as if it's not at all ethnocentric. Also, even more, the fact that when Agent Coulson dies, Cap's the one who asks, "Was he married?"

Obviously Black Widow's scenes have been discussed up and down the internet. I don't have much to add about her scenes specifically, but as a wider comment on Whedon's work - Whedon really likes the whole "feminist judo" schtick, where his female characters use other people's misogynistic underestimation of their abilities to win. It's so overused in Whedon's work - he uses it twice in this one movie, in both of Natasha's interrogation scenes - that it's not only predictable, but also suggests that his heroines can only win because their enemies underestimate them.

I think often Whedon's work is more feminist when he's not trying so hard at it.

Having said all that - it amused me that Natasha has the sensible superhero suit, while Hawkeye is running around wearing the outfit clearly designed to show off his attributes - his magnificent arms, in this case - at the expense of actually protecting him. Oh, Hawkeye. It's hard out there for the eye candy.

Iron Man 2

Nov. 8th, 2013 11:44 pm
osprey_archer: (window)
My superhero movie education slowly progresses! Today we saw Iron Man 2. I gather that it has some plot holes or something. I am not the person to ask, my personal opinion is that superhero movies are made of plot holes, and frankly I agree with the Senate guy who was like "but maybe we don't want to be wholly dependent on your protection, Tony Stark."

I mean really, what is to stop Mr. Stark from deciding that being Dictator of the Planet sounds like fun? Or, on the opposite end of the spectrum, falling into a funk due to daddy issues/palladium poisoning and utterly neglecting neglecting his self-appointed duties? No one thought the Soviets would get the atomic bomb as quickly as they did either.

But never mind, soon after the Senate hearing I mostly stopped paying attention to Tony Stark's storyline (except the bit where he and Rhodie dueled, that was fun), because Black Widow had shown up and she had my full attention. Her hair is basically a darker version of Merida's hair, in a non-animated context. I think she should have her own movie so I can admire her at appropriate length.
osprey_archer: (food)
I went grocery shopping this morning. I have decided I should do all my grocery shopping on Saturday mornings henceforth, because it was a sample BONANZA.

They had sample hummus with pine nuts on top. Two kinds of sample cheese: Swiss, and cheddar with chipotle seasoning. And - and! - full-size sample cupcakes!!!

Chocolate, filled with caramel, with chocolate icing swirled with cream cheese. Om nom nom!

***

Also I finally saw Iron Man last night! I find most of the Marvel movies strangely underwhelming if very pretty, but nonetheless I feel that I have accomplished an important milestone in movie-watching. Perhaps we will watch Iron Man II and Avengers in time to see the second Thor in theaters!

Although I'm not holding my breath. It took us six months of concerted effort to see Iron Man.

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