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I’ve been researching the Civil War in a low-key way for a while now, so when I discovered Mercy Street, a PBS TV series set at a hospital in Union-occupied Alexandria, Virginia during the Civil War, of course I had to watch it - especially once I discovered that three episodes in the first six-episode season were directed by women.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t terribly impressed. It didn’t help matters that last year I read Pamela S. Toler’s Heroines of Mercy Street, a nonfiction book that was published as a series tie-in (although the book is more well-researched and in depth than you might expect from a tie-in), because that background made it even more obvious where the filmmakers had sensationalized things - and also made that sensationalization more frustrating, because they had plenty of drama already at their fingertips if they had just trusted their material.

Basically, the showrunners decided that they needed to have not one, not two, but three villains: a doctor, a nurse, and a hospital steward, united in their singular focus on personal gain, indifferent to the well-being of the patients.

I’ll grant them the hospital steward. Many of the hospital stewards really do seem to have been grasping men, lining their pockets by selling supplies on the side even though that means the wounded men in their care go hungry and sometimes die because they can’t recover without proper nutrition. However, one villain would have been enough - especially because the bad doctor and nurse could have produced much more interested and varied conflict in the narrative if they had been less one-dimensional.

So, of instance, the army surgeon character is not merely devoted to outdated medical theories (which seems to have been common among army surgeons, and caused friction with civilian contractors), but also a venal, grasping toady who is utterly indifferent to the well-being of his patients. But wouldn’t it be more interesting (and more informative about nineteenth-century medical theory!) if the army surgeon and the civilian contractor both sincerely cared about their patients, and their conflict really did center around the differences of their medical opinions?

Similarly, the show could have gotten plenty of conflict from two well-meaning nurses, one of whom served under Florence Nightingale in the Crimea - yet finds herself subordinate to a nurse with no formal training and comparatively little experience, who nonetheless was appointed head nurse by Dorothea Dix. Instead, it turns the first nurse into a secret tippler who is having an illicit affair with the evil army surgeon.

I found this last particularly annoying, because this nurse character shares a name and backstory with a real person, Anne Hastings. But otherwise the character seems like practically a libel on the real person, who may have been a little officious about the fact that she had more training than all the other nurses combined, but by all accounts was a good and dedicated nurse.

The show does have some good medical information: there was an unavoidably gruesome but nonetheless very informative amputation scene. Cut for amputation details. )

However, one informative amputation in six episodes isn’t enough reason to watch the second season - especially given that only two of season two’s six episodes were directed by women. I won’t be continuing the show.
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I watched the first episode of the Netflix series Anne with an E and I have decided to do my blood pressure a favor and not watch any more, because I disagree with essentially all of their decisions, starting with the fact that they’ve added two years to Anne’s age (she’s eleven! Not thirteen! ELEVEN!) - but really that pales beside the fact that they end the first episode with Marilla sending Anne back to the asylum because she thinks Anne stole her amethyst brooch.

Marilla would NEVER. The amethyst brooch incident does occur in the book, but Anne’s punishment is to miss the Sunday school picnic. Marilla doesn’t even consider sending her back to the asylum! (And then it turns out Anne didn’t steal the brooch and she gets to go to the picnic after all.) This is a character assassination.

Other things I didn’t like (I’m really sorry if one of you loved this show, I super hated it, maybe you should not read this review, it seems to be super popular with people who are not me):

Why the hell is Anne in her underwear in the scene where she shouts at Rachel Lynde? (I understand the in-story reason; I don’t understand why the director decided to film the scene this way.) Why does she flee outdoors in her underwear, and then stay away for hours and hours? I realize that Anne’s underwear looks like a complete set of clothes to a modern viewer, but they super were not, and it’s bizarre to me that Matthew and Marilla aren’t concerned about it and Rachel Lynde doesn’t comment on it.

The creators evidently felt that Anne’s childhood as described (“a life of poverty and drudgery and neglect”) wasn’t bad enough and threw in a lot of extra child abuse. I thought this was all gratuitous and particularly loathed the scene where Anne’s fellow orphans torment her by waving a dead mouse in her face, partly because it’s so gross, but also because it led to them cutting one of the best lines in the book: “I am well in body although considerably rumpled in spirit,” she tells Mrs. Barry the first time they meet.

The mouse flashback leads into Anne assuring Marilla that she’ll be “as quiet as a mouse” when they meet the Barrys, you see. She stands in front of Mrs. Barry in a paralyzed silence, convinced that she’ll make a bad impression if she opens her mouth. Diana actually asks if Anne is shy.

Anne Shirley is one of the great chatterboxes of literature. Why would you mute her like this? Why?

And let’s note that this is another change that makes a character look worse than she is in order to make Anne look good: in the book, Mrs. Barry is fine with Anne becoming friends with Diana despite this startling speech. This is annoying both in itself, but even moreso because it shows that the showrunners lack faith in Anne: they evidently don’t think Anne is good enough to win over audiences on her own without making everyone else awful.

If they don’t have faith in Anne Shirley’s ability to win over viewers and carry the story on her own, maybe they should have… adapted something else. Please. Anything else! (I take it back; I’m not going to monkey’s-paw myself. They are not allowed to get their grubby hands on Emily of New Moon.)

In a similar vein, I’m super annoyed to discover that in the second season they’ve decided to give Gilbert his own personal plotline. Was it just too much to let a female character to have her own TV show all to herself?

And! And! I have also discovered (by dint of Googling Anne with an E in hopes of finding someone else who hates it as much as I do) that they’ve decided to make Mr. Phillips gay. Mr. Phillips, Anne’s teacher, whose main character trait in the books is courting sixteen-year-old Prissy Andrews so assiduously during school hours that he neglects all his other pupils.

Now I can understand why they didn’t want to fling themselves on that super creepy narrative grenade, but nonetheless it means that “Mr. Phillips is secretly gay!” is a bizarre reading totally at odds with the narrative and shows how little respect they have for the book. Like, if you want to have a secretly gay character, Matthew is right there.

I mean you could also argue that Matthew might well be asexual, but that almost certainly would not get the shocked, shocked! reactions that the creators are clearly yearning for, whereas secretly gay totally would. So.

I have more complaints - I could honestly go on about this almost indefinitely - but I’m going to cut myself off before my head explodes. How could they get literally everything so wrong?
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
A frustrating day. I tried to pick up two things for my mother - a particular fabric from Joann's, a particular cheese from Whole Foods - only I couldn't find either of them. I found the spot on the shelf where the cheese should go and it wasn't there, so at least I know that was out, but who knows with the fleece. WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND ANYTHING IN JOANN'S. WHY.

Then Julie and I attempted to watch Godless, because we both got suckered in by the promise of a show about a town with no men. Now, we watched the first twenty-five minutes and as far as I can tell this show is nothing but men (I exaggerate slightly), wall-to-wall men, the headstrong widow mentioned in the summary gets like two minutes of screen time compared to the male sheriff.

The male sheriff is sheriff of the town that supposedly has no men. GUESS THERE'S AT LEAST ONE MAN AFTER ALL, HUH?

Even after twenty-five minutes I barely knew a damn thing about any of the characters, which seems like more than enough time to at least sketch in names and motivations for a main character or two. And it's pretty gory, too.

So we dropped that and instead watched a few episodes of Parks and Rec, which has made me feel a bit better about life. We've just started season 5 and April and Ben are becoming concerned that the congressman they're working for is actually a robot.
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I've been giving a few new television shows a go, so I thought I would collect my thoughts here.

1. I've heard great things about 30 Rock, but... I didn't like the pilot. :/ Now, I wasn't blown over by the pilot for Graceland either, and I actually kind of disliked the pilot for Castle (in fact the first ten episodes or so grated on me; she's not interested, Castle, leave her alone!), so this is not necessarily the kiss of death, but...

Has anyone watched this show? Is the pilot pretty much of a piece with the rest of it, or is there a great tonal shift? Does Tina Fey shove Jack Donaghey out a thirteeth-floor window, for instance?

This is also giving me second thoughts about giving Invincible Kimmy Schmidt a try.

2. I watched the first two episodes of Wolfblood, which is cute but didn't blow me away. Possibly I've outgrown teen dramas? But I'll probably give it a few more episodes to find its feet; I think five episodes is usually a good number, especially with half hour episodes.

3. Orphan Black. Oh my GOD, you guys, this show is amazing, and Tatiana Maslany is an absolute revelation. If I didn't know that she was playing all these different characters, I never in a million years would have guessed, because she's so good at making them all different - obviously with help from wardrobe and the writers in giving them different speech patterns, but still, the accents! The body language! The facial expressions! That's all her, and it's all amazing. And her control is so perfect.

I've only seen the first four episodes so far, so I don't have much of an opinion about the unfolding mysteries yet - although I will say, I loooooved the way that Sarah had to figure out Elizabeth Childs' life in the first few episodes after unwitting stealing her identity. The way that they set up this smaller mystery within the bigger mysteries of the season gives me a lot of hope for good payoffs: they clearly understand the pleasure of unraveling a mystery when the question is not whodunnit but "what the heck has been done and what does it mean?"
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
And now part 2: superhero shows! I have clearly attempted a lot of superhero shows this year.

Agents of SHIELD should technically also be on this list, but the part about it grew so long that I moved it to its own separate post.

Daredevil. I watched four episodes of this and bombed out of it. In between the time that Matt tortured a Russian guy and tossed him off the roof, and the time that Fisk smashed the other Russian guy’s head in a car door, and the fact that half the cinematography is so dark that I have no idea what’s going on - no. Just not feeling it. Even though there is a scene later in the season where Matt and Foggy cry at each other, apparently.

Jessica Jones. I started watching the first episode of this, but it looks harrowing, everyone tells me it’s harrowing, and I just don’t really feel like being harrowed right now. In between Daredevil and Graceland and Agents of SHIELD, I’ve had my televised harrowing for the year.

Supergirl. I watched the first few episodes of this and then missed an episode because I was on vacation and somehow never felt the need to catch up. Maybe I’ll watch it when it comes out on DVD? I enjoyed it; it just didn’t sweep me off my feet.

(I realize this is shallow, but I think I would be more interested in Supergirl if the show didn’t lean so hard on the “They’re sisters. Sisters!” angle to Kara and Alex’s relationship. They’re not biologically related! They didn’t even meet till they were teenagers! You didn’t have to go and make this potential ship all incestuous, show.)

Agent Carter. HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS SHOW. I mean, I have my quibbles with it (the SSR makes a habit of beating suspects with large sticks, really?), but they are as nothing in the face of my adoration of Peggy Carter, cranky BAMF with gorgeous hats who defeats her enemies through the brutal use of staplers

I love Peggy, I love Jarvis, I would love to punch Howard Stark in the face (but, like, it would be a punch of exasperated fondness), I love Dottie Underwood and I will probably cry if she does not return in season 2, ALL I WANT IS FOR HER AND PEGGY TO BE NEMESES AND HAVE EPIC FOEYAY OKAY, like seriously, I want the two of them to have to team up to fight a Greater Evil and maybe argue about the merits of communism vs. capitalism, possibly while handcuffed together for Important Plot Reasons -

Okay, that might be devolving into fanfic territory a bit, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND the show did give us Dottie kissing Peggy in order to knock her out with knockout lipstick in season one, so it’s not impossible that the writers have a direct line to my id.

X-Files

Oct. 17th, 2015 06:38 pm
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We had a power outage at work today, which made it impossible to make lattes, so I ended up going home half an hour early. This is not so very early, but nonetheless it made me feel energized: some extra time!

I used it to watch an episode of the X-Files, which I have been enjoying so far - I'm four or five episodes into the first season. I think it would benefit from Mulder being proven wrong occasionally, though.

Like, the last episode I watched involves a person (or is it???) living in the woods. Mulder is all "CLEARLY THIS CREATURE IS NEANDERTHAL THROWBACK TO PALEOLITHIC TIMES, A REPRESENTATIVE OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES THAT HAS SOMEHOW REMAINED HIDDEN FROM HUMANITY." Everyone else is like, "Mulder, don't be ridiculous, there's nothing living in the woods."

But then they discover there is someone living in the woods! But no one points out that, sorry Mulder, but this person is still probably a garden variety human being. Maybe an escaped criminal, hiding out in the woods so the fuzz doesn't catch him. Maybe someone decided to reenact My Side of the Mountain, except somehow it ended in cannibalism. Maybe a camping trip went horribly wrong...

No. Either there is nothing in the woods at all, or there is a Neanderthal person living there. NO OTHER OPTIONS.

Having said all that, I do enjoy the show a lot so far. Mulder and Scully have good rapport, and it's spooky enough to be fun without being so spooky as to give me nightmares. (Yet.)

Daredevil

Jun. 2nd, 2015 01:31 pm
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
I've been trying to watch Daredevil - I've made it to episode 3 - but I'm having trouble getting into it. There are, IMO, two kinds of dark and gritty, and Daredevil is the kind I don't like, where the show takes place in eternal night and endless rainfall, with streetlamps that cast dramatic shadows everywhere -

Okay, actually, it's not the aesthetic itself that bothers me. It's very stylish, and classic film noir uses it to great effect - I watched Double Indemnity a few months ago and it blew me away. But in modern work I find that it tends to accompany a moral universe where, say, the hero can torture a guy on a roof and then toss him into a dumpster six stories down and somehow remain the hero. Bad guys deserve to be crippled for life without even the protection of due process, so it's okay! Or something like that.

Just once, I would like to see a show where the heroes torture the hell out of someone and then it turns out that they got the wrong guy. Their informant sent them after Joe Schmoe because a property line dispute left him with a petty grudge and he wants Mr. Schmoe out of the way. That would be gritty and realistic.
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
I watched the first four episodes of Scott and Bailey. I wanted to watch the whole first season (it's only six episodes), as it's a buddy cop drama about two women... but unfortunately that premise is the only thing I like about the show, as the showrunners seem to have cherry-picked all of my least favorite cop drama traits for the rest of it.

First, and most obviously annoying although ultimately least offensive, the show focuses too much on the characters' personal lives and not enough on the cases. I don't want to explore their romantic dramas so extensively that the cases seem like an afterthought.

I might have found it slightly less annoying were the romantic drama not squalid as well as time-consuming. No, I don't care that one of your heroines accidentally dated a married man for two years. (She's a police officer, for God's sake, is she incapable of adding up two and two to make four?) I don't care that the other is having marital problems, especially considering that they've been brought on by the fact that she and her husband are pettily unkind to each other and she's considering having an affair. All of you, grow up!

Second, many of the crimes are messy and gross and sexual, which is not a criticism of the show exactly, but rather of the show as a fit for me: I prefer Psych or Castle-type crimes. I did not need the audio of that guy screaming as his wife's boyfriends cut him up with a machete.

Third, the perps are disproportionately women, and even when the actual perpetrator isn't a woman, the show finds a woman to heap the moral culpability on. My least favorite was the the episode about the gruesome rape and murder. After they catch the culprit, the police discover that his mother concealed an earlier rape and murder, which, okay, let's all pause and acknowledge that that was terrible of her. But that doesn't make her more guilty than he is, Jesus Christ.

But what makes this episode despicable to me is the scene at the end, where the murderer's house gets burned down as vigilante justice. The murderer and his mother are both in jail, but the murderer's teenaged sister was asleep inside and died. One of the police constables - one of our heroines, forsooth! - takes it upon herself to tell the errant mother that her daughter burned to death, and it's ALL HER FAULT because if she had informed upon her son in the first place NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED, so chew on that, bitch. (The show tosses around the word bitch like confetti, which I find deeply grating.)

No pause to sympathize with the absolutely innocent teenage girl who just died in a house fire. No condemnation of the arsonist, who is, after all, male. I suppose I should be pleased that the show didn't blame his crime on his mother for going and getting murdered in such a gruesome way.

Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

***

However, I have not exhausted my female buddy cop options yet. Maybe Rizzoli & Isles will be more to my taste?
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I finished Psych! Nothing in season 8 really earned that finale, and I'm pretty sure that Shawn and Juliet's marriage will fall apart after five years or so (and this is assuming they ever get beyond engaged to married) when Juliet realizes that she actually doesn't want to spent the rest of her life with an incorrigible manchild -

But, at the same time, I did like the episode: it was a fitting send-off for the show. Shawn the incorrigible manchild might not be a good match for, well, anyone really, but as a character I love him, and I'm glad they didn't pull out a last minute reformation for him. It wouldn't have been very convincing.

So of course Shawn completely chokes when it comes to saying goodbye to Gus and sends him a goodbye video instead (SHAWN, YOU FAILBOAT). And I love that Gus left his job and followed Shawn to San Francisco (even if it took him twelve tries. I LOVE YOU GUS), because while that's clearly the best ending, actually doing it would be a real stretch for Gus, so I wasn't at all sure that the show would go there.

I'm also alllmost done with season 3 of Call the Midwife - one more episode to go! - and I am mentioning this mostly because if it turns out in episode 8 (or indeed in season 4) that Patsy is a lesbian, I want proof that I totally called it beforehand. Mostly because of her vague and slightly flustered "he's not my type" speech to Trixie when Trixie thought Patsy was trying to steal Trixie's not-quite-boyfriend. Too much of some things and not enough of others, hmm?

(Also I was so relieved when Trixie confronted Patsy about it, because I had grim gray visions of this misunderstanding becoming a whole big Thing, and UGH, DO NOT WANT. And then the show didn't go there after all, so hooray!)

I also tried the first episode of White Collar, but it didn't really click for me, mostly because I found Neal kind of annoying. Seriously, dude, you've got to let your girlfriend go.

And then Peter decided that the way to figure out what Elizabeth might like for their anniversary was to abuse his FBI powers to get access to her credit card and eBay records. DUDE. You're supposed to be the good guy! With a sense of boundaries! DID IT OCCUR TO YOU TO ASK HER.

So I probably won't be continuing with that (which is kind of a relief, honestly: there are so many shows to watch.)
osprey_archer: (Agents of SHIELD)
I've been watching season one of Agents of SHIELD, and I'm not sure why the internet hates this show so much. Maybe it's because I went into it with my expectations suitably lowered - I can see why it would be a disappointment if you went into it hoping for the second coming of television - but it seems pretty solidly entertaining to me. It's nothing special so far, but then I'm only a couple episodes in; and I can already tell all the characters apart, which is a lot faster than it took for me to tell apart the characters in, say, Reign.

I've given up on Reign, by the way. The surface is very glittery, but none of the more solid qualities I was hoping for ever materialized: neither coherent characterization nor the ability to plot one's way out of a paper bag, on the part of either the characters or the writers. (I knew better than to hope for a take on history that was either accurate or interesting.) When even Queen Catherine (who is quite the best thing on the show, unless the ridiculous fashion counts) became an incompetent schemer, I gently drifted away from the show.
osprey_archer: (castle)
1. I gave Land Girls a try, because television show about women in World War II! Yay! But none of the characters grabbed me in the first episode, and when I saw that the second episode (and possibly the rest of the first season) where going to revolve around an accidental pregnancy I bailed. Accidental pregnancies are not my cup of tea. Has anyone seen this show? Does it suddenly become marvelous later on?

2. I also watched the Christmas special at the beginning of season 3 of Call the Midwife, and was underwhelmed. Underwhelmed is not something I'm used to feeling about Call the Midwife. Spoilers )

3. I also watched Princess Jellyfish, about which I had mixed feelings. (Nothing seems to be pleasing me right now. >.<) It's about a house of young otaku women who call themselves the Sisterhood, and I like the fact that, despite having failed in societal terms - they don't have boyfriends or husbands; most of them don't have jobs - they have managed to create happy lives together as part of the sisterhood.

On the other hand, I wasn't thrilled about the opposition the show set up between the shy and virginal otakus and the bad girl businesswoman who wants to buy their house as part of a redevelopment scheme - or about the obligatory "She took her glasses off and she was gorgeous!" scene, where the Sisterhood members get all dolled up and, of course, it turns out that if they brushed their hair and stopped wearing sweatpants all the time, they would be super pretty. They even save their house through a fashion show!

4. I am all caught up on season 6 of Castle! And I'm glad of glad that I wasn't all caught up on Castle before season 7 started, because if I had come up to the season six finale without being previously spoiled, only to watch Castle and Becket's wedding (which we have spent ALL SEASON planning) get ruined in the final two minutes, I might have broken something.

I also wasn't very happy with the penultimate episode - as much as I enjoyed the scene where Becket killed three hit men while drugged and tied to a chair, the scene also kind of epitomized everything wrong with the episode, because after she killed them it was like they disappeared into the void. HELLO, there are three not even slightly hidden bodies with Becket's DNA all over them! SURELY THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HAVE CONSEQUENCES.

And speaking of dead bodies, who killed the guy at the beginning of the episode? You know, the one Becket was framed for murdering? PART OF THIS EPISODE SHOULD INVOLVE PROVING HER INNOCENCE. I think the show writers knew that the viewers would all assume Becket's innocence, and therefore forgot that they needed to prove it in the eyes of the law in the show, too. It's just so sloppy.

And sadly it probably doesn't even meant that Castle's conspiracy plot is over, because undoubtedly Castle's abduction and amnesia will somehow turn out to be linked back to the now-disgraced Senator Bracken too. Probably he's just a small fry in an EVEN BIGGER plot. Which I will assume is masterminded by Hydra until further notice, because otherwise the way that the conspiracy is taking over all of Castle will just drive me up the wall.
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I just watched the first episode of The Paradise, the Downton Abbey knock-off about country girl Denise, who gets a job at one of Britain's first department stores.

The good: the costumes and the scenery are awfully pretty, and I am a total sucker for department store stories (is that even a thing?), and Denise the department store clerk seems promising if rather nebulous.

The bad: I don't think they mean the main male character to come across as quite as skeevy as he does, but he totally, totally does. He's courting a local young lady because he wants her father to invest in his department store, and while he says he's "just not ready" to get engaged yet, I kind of think he will never be ready, has no intention of being ready, and is seducing her for kicks, giggles, and cash.

Meanwhile, he's been having an affair with one of the other clerks, although recently he's cut that off, which broke her heart and has made her into a terrible person. But I don't think we're supposed to be on her side, given that she takes it out on Denise, who seems to be his new favorite. He totally comes onto Denise when he calls her into his office to discuss her performance so far - and apparently this is something he does regularly, because the other girls warn her obliquely beforehand.

Denise swears that she's not interested in him romantically - she doesn't want him, she wants to be him. We'll see if they stick with that. If Denise ends up running a shop, I might actually get behind that storyline, but if she ends up with Mr. Creepypants...no.

Having written this out, I feel rather boggled that they could have meant this guy to be anything other than a total cad. But some of their cinematographic choices imply that they see him as a Great Heroic Innovator with a Tragic Past (which presumably makes all his bad choices about women okay?), so...well then.

But the costumes are so pretty! You can see why I'm torn about whether to continue watching.
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Television that I've been watching! I haven't posted about it in a while. I haven't posted much of anything in a while, I'm afraid. Perhaps I should try to post a bit more regularly... Anything you lot would be interested in hearing about?

But for now, television!

1. Poirot, otherwise known as "my new favorite show everty-ever." Well, maybe not quite that much. But I like it a lot! I watch it after work with a cup of tea and a treat, and it is the best show for unwinding. I like Poirot's ridiculousness and Captain Hastings' easy-going good-nature; I like that Chief Inspector Japp is actually pretty sharp beneath his surface buffoonery, and I like all the English countryside, and the interwar setting, and really everything.

2. A Young Doctor's Notebook, which is weird. It features a young Russian doctor (played by a surprisingly good Daniel Radcliff), posted to an obscure Siberian hospital in the 1910s, who keeps a journal of his early cases and also is occasionally visited by his older self, who only he can see.

The show has no interest in explaining how this happens. Is the older self remembering his younger days? Hallucinating under the influence of morphine that he's interacting with his younger self? Time-traveling to actually visit his younger self? The first two seem more likely, but he sometimes gives himself advice which saves the situation, so...

The show is only somewhat engaging, so if it were longer I would probably drop it. But there are only four episodes on Netflix so far, so I'll probably finish just for it's weirdness.

3. Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23, the strange doppelganger of 2 Broke Girls. Both are comedies about odd-couple female roommates in New York City; or at least Apartment 23 is allegedly a comedy, although it didn't make me laugh very much. I think the writers forgot that, while main characters can be broadly drawn types in the pitch ("A wholesome Midwestern fool rooms with a savvy New York con artist! Brilliant!"), they need to become actual characters in the show itself.

Admittedly, I only got three episodes in, so maybe they do develop actual characterization later. But the show didn't have other good qualities to make me hang around to see.

4. And finally, Fingersmith, which I thought did the mystery aspect pretty well, but the romance, not so much. Or rather, I thought the first part of the romance was fine, but the end was rushed: after all the hell they've put each other through (I don't want to spoil it, but seriously, hellacious hell), I felt like there needed to be a bit more to the reunion in a sunlit library to convince me that their relationship could really work - that their past actions wouldn't make it impossible for them to trust each other and spoil any future their relationship had.

The Hour

Dec. 14th, 2013 09:14 am
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I just finished watching the first season of the BBC’s The Hour, which I found immensely frustrating for reasons that Abigail Nussbaum quite handily lays out in this post. (Ever since I found Veronica Mars through Nussbaum’s glowingly adulatory posts, I’ve found her blog a good site for TV recommendations and anti-recommendations, although clearly this post had slipped my mind.)

There’s actually quite a bit to like in The Hour. Romola Garai is stunning as Bel, as always, even if I facepalmed a lot at the love quadrangle choices that the writers made for Bel. I kept going to the end because I thought that the last episode would tie everything together in a death-or-glory television broadcast in which Bel and her buddy Freddie get themselves fired by blowing the top off a governmental scandal and possibly exposing a murder or three.

Well. Not so much.

It’s spoilery, so behind the cut we go )

John Adams

Aug. 29th, 2013 12:09 am
osprey_archer: (downton abbey)
I kind of think that the brainstorming process for HBO’s miniseries John Adams went like this:

Producer: HBO writers! We are writing a show set in History. Tell me, what was History like?

HBO Writer #1: Boring!

HBO Writer #2: Dirty!

HBO Writer #3: Full of showy and distracting camera angles!

Producer: Not sure where that idea came from, #3, but nonetheless I like it almost as much as the first two!

Admittedly, if John Adams were not quite so boring, I probably wouldn’t have time to get distracted by the camera angles. But as it is, I had a lot of time to think, “Why is the camera on a diagonal? Why did we suddenly go into shaky-cam? Why does John Adams have such large nostrils?”

I don’t think they were going for boring. At least, I presume they weren’t going for boring, because who tries to make a boring TV show? I think they were going for stately, and somehow that translated into having lots of shots last just a little longer than they need to, which cumulatively makes the thing glacially slow. In particular, there are lots of long reaction shots where characters stare poker-faced into space. What are they feeling? Do they have feelings? Who knows?

As you can imagine, this makes it hard to feel invested in the characters. Indeed, the writers seem to have made a concerted effort to make it hard to care, because they don’t both introducing many of the characters and so we are just left watching rooms full of interchangeable men in wigs.

I couldn’t even root for John and Abigail Adams! And I love John and Abigail Adams! But there’s nothing there to hold on to.

I’ve seen movies where the characters never spell out their feelings, where even their facial expressions and body language are ambiguous, and yet there’s still a palpable sense of the characters' interiority, and of the relationships between characters. Cairo Time comes immediately to mind.

When it’s done well, it makes the characters interesting and slightly mysterious: you have to suss out their motivations and its never quite clear if you’re right - just like with real people. But somehow all John Adams managed is to make everyone seem flat.
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I have finished the first season of Girls! And I have feelings, which I must share with you, or at any rate with someone, and sadly you were in the vicinity!

Which, actually, is a very Girls thing to do. The characters are forever being “So I am having an emotional crisis and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT” to people who do not want to listen, sometimes because these people don’t actually know the character in question well enough for this to be appropriate, and sometimes because the characters in Girls are almost uniformly self-centered and think that time spent talking about anyone’s problems but their own is time wasted.

Actually this is an exaggeration. But there is a real sense that the characters, though they want to be able to connect with and be vulnerable to others, just can’t. They seem to see relationships, particularly but not only romantic relationships, as a competition, that they are competing to see who cares less and who can be the least emotionally vulnerable.

(I think it’s notable that the girls tell their friends that they love them much more often than they tell their boyfriend-ish people - and probably the fact that their relationships with men tend to be so indefinite contributes to that, because who wants to be vulnerable to someone who may not reciprocate at all.)

Given that attempts at emotional vulnerability tend to blow up in their faces, it is hard to think too poorly of them for that; but that just makes it sadder.

And the fact that the characters do all interact in this same passive-aggressive way gives the show a sort airless feeling. I think it would benefit amazingly from having at least one regular character who is genuine and honest, if only to add some contrast.

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I’ve also been reading reviews of Girls, because apparently I am a glutton for punishment. If Marnie was a guy and Charlie was a girl, I don’t think anyone would find it confusing that Marnie didn’t want to date someone clingy, ridden with abandonment issues, and possessed of no apparent purpose in life other than following her around like a puppy.

But as Marnie is a girl, apparently some reviewers look at this and are like, “But Charlie is so nice to her! How dare she have standards for her boyfriends other than ‘possesses basic human decency.’ Like wanting to actually be in love with the guy she’s dating? I mean really.”

(One thing I like about nineteenth century novels, actually, is that they tend to present it as perfectly acceptable for heroines to reject decent guys, for no other reason than “because I don’t love you!” Because love is capricious and ineffable and doesn’t necessarily make sense!)

Charlie tried to be a good boyfriend, and there are doubtless girls who would love to be the center of his universe, but Marnie is not one of them. It sucks to be him, but, well, that’s life. Sometimes you give people your all and they just do not want it.
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GUYS GUYS GUYS has anyone seen Girls? I am dying to discuss this show with someone, even though I've only seen the first half of season 1, which is like a trainwreck - a thoughtful, well-filmed, exquisitely considered trainwreck, which kicks off when main character Hannah's parents tell her that they're cutting her off financially, having supported her for two years on her quest to find herself in New York City.

Hannah is naturally horrified. She'll have to find a job! And so she does what any self-respecting twenty-something would do: she goes to have unpleasant sex with a man she's too embarrassed to admit she wants a real relationship with. (Girls' sex scenes would not be out of place in a high school sex ed class. "Sex is boring and unpleasant" would probably put teenagers off sex more effectively than "Sex is dangerous.")

Then she gets wasted on opium tea, goes to her parents' hotel room, and begs them to keep giving her an allowance.

This is what I mean by an exquisite trainwreck: most of the characters are exactly this bratty and immature, this strange combination of emotionally clingy and emotionally dishonest, with occasional sudden moments of kindness and humor to make them seem real. Except for Shoshana, who still seems sort of flat, much as I want to like her.

I don't really like any of them, except Jessa - because, though Jessa is generally drunken, drug-addled, and more than happy to sleep with men who are dating someone else, she's making bad life decisions because she wants to, damn it, not because she's too chicken to talk honestly with her fuckbuddy (like Hannah) or to face the emotional adjustment of breaking up with a boyfriend she can barely stand (like Hannah's roommate Marnie).

But there's something refreshing about the fact that Girls doesn't noticeably give a damn if I like its heroines. It's much more concerned with making them interesting, even though interesting is not always likable, and that's not something I see a lot of in American TV.
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I saw Amazing Grace! It was great fun. Of course I am a total sucker for stories about idealists setting out to change the world and overcoming great adversity to win, with bonus points if they do so while in period dress, so it was pretty much designed for me.

...and that is really all I have to say about it. Where did all my verbosity go?

***

Also, OMG Netflix has the first season of Bomb Girls on instant! I watched the first episode! I went into it expecting to be blown away, which is probably an unfortunate explanation, because I spent the episode going "So who's who now?" They spent an awful lot of time establishing Gladys's really fairly simple backstory and motivation (seriously, how many times does she need to say "There's a war on! I want to help!") when they could have been clarifying who everyone else is.

I think I've got most of the main characters straight now, though. So maybe in episode 2 I can pay attention to other parts of the show!
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You know what is cuter than a swashbuckling, sword-fighting cat in boots and a feathered hat? Two swashbuckling, sword-fighting cats in boots!

Yes, I just saw the movie Puss in Boots and you guys, it is so cute! Not only are there the adorable boot-bedecked cats, but they climb up a beanstalk! and have a snowball fight in the clouds! and visit a giant's house, where they are tiny, tiny creatures surrounded by very large things!

(I have kind of an obsession for tiny creatures in an oversize world. Blame the Borrowers. The Borrowers are soooooo awesome. APPARENTLY THE MIYAZAKI VERSION WAS RELEASED IN THE US IN FEBRUARY HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS????)

Adorable as it is, the movie isn't only cute: it's also very funny. And Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws are such a good pair: they're both badass kitties, evenly matched, and when they work together they're an unstoppable juggernaut. It's how the relationship between Jack Sparrow and Angelica should have been done in On Stranger Tides.

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I also saw the first couple of episodes of the animated show Josie and the Pussycats. I think it's the kind of thing you have to grow up with to really appreciate.

Sherlock

Jan. 3rd, 2012 12:09 pm
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Over Christmas break I watched the first series of Steven Moffat's Sherlock with my brother.

Consider me deeply unimpressed.

This show is all sizzle, no steak. There’s a lot of banter and some fancy camera work and a lot of running around wildly, none of which quite suffices to cover the fact that the plots are nonsensical rather than clever, and the characters hollow.

Any Sherlock Holmes adaptation lives and dies based on Holmes’ characterization, and Holmes and Watson’s friendship, and unfortunately Moffat’s choices for the former wreck the latter. Moffat characterizes Holmes (or Sherlock, as he’s called here - first name, as it’s the modern day) as a brilliant, sociopathic adrenaline junkie, so fascinated by the whirring of his own capacious brain as to have no space left to care about anyone else.

Including Doctor John Watson. Who is, nonetheless, inexplicably devoted to Sherlock. His devotion might make sense if they’d known each other for years, but they only meet in the first episode and Sherlock treats him like a handy appliance, not a human being, so it beggars belief that John would put up with it.

Unless, of course, John is in love with Sherlock. (His cheekbones, let's face it, are pretty amazing.) Someone in the writing room has clearly cottoned on to the existence of slash fans, and decided to harness their rabid enthusiasm by winking at the John/Sherlock possibilities two or three times per episode. I resent this transparent attempt at manipulation; there’s no intention of actually going there.

Which, resentment aside, is probably just as well. Sherlock is as afore-mentioned a sociopath - I have no idea why Moffat thought sociopathy would be a winning character trait - and John should run, not walk, for the exit.

But I might have forgiven all this, or cheerfully ignored it at least, were Sherlock half - a quarter! - as brilliant as he thinks he is. The nadir occurs in the first episode, when he chases down a taxicab because he thinks there’s a serial killer riding in it, but - it never occurs to him that the killer might be the cab driver. Never mind he’s just described the killer as, oh, someone exactly like a cab driver!

WORST DETECTIVE EVER.

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