Pitchers

Dec. 10th, 2009 06:33 pm
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I have, as you know, been endeavoring to avoid working on my paper about St. Katherine. I offer you two pictures as fruits of my endeavors to this end.

Pictures! With commentary! )

Does anyone have any links to anything that would help me procrastinate? *makes puppy-dog eyes* Interesting stories, youtube videos, places in England that I really really really ought to visit?
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[livejournal.com profile] asakiyume: How does this look for a rough sketch of M--?



The scanner washed out the curl in her hair, & I couldn't decide if she should have short or long hair; I can change it if you like.

(This is an illustration for [livejournal.com profile] asakiyume's Pen Pal series, which involves messages in bottles, volcanoes, political dissidents, and a floating city, and is therefore much cooler than this picture can do it justice. What can I say, sometimes I have random sketching attacks. Also you should all go read the story.)

...and then I was having such a good sketching that I decided to draw a picture for my brother, who is having shoulder surgery this week.

Picture! )

My creative endeavors are very hard on my friends and family. "Oh hey!" I'll cry, "I've got this brilliant story idea where you turn into a turtle and nearly get eaten by the Devil! With illustrations!"

Unfortunate friend: O.O

"And by I have this idea I mean it's already written and illustrated. Want to read it?"

I have a WHOLE SERIES of these. They are TOTALLY BRILLIANT. You can tell, because my friends have not banded together to remove all computers, pens, pencils, and paper from my custody.
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(The lecturer walks to the podium and glowers at his students, particularly one blue-haired menace who has spent the last three classes studying the rate and velocity of variously deployed spitballs. The lecturer clears his throat eruditely.)

My lord Teegress, if you will be so kind as to remove all paper substances from your desk before we begin—thank you.

Whilst cleaning out the archives at the University of Corus, I found this scrap of parchment: an unfinished thesis by one of our first woman students, Lady Tora of Teegress:

A Study of the Effects of Amatory Verse on the Socio-Sexual Behavior of Scanran Youths )

There ends the parchment, with an ink blot and a few loop-de-loops. Appended is this picture, which I can only assume is Herr Studson:



(He pauses, glowering at the spitball-flinging miscreant, and continues pointedly.)

I must fear for the purity of the bloodline of Lady Teegress’s descendents.

Next week in the Scanran Lecture Series is Scanran Fertility Cults: The Incidence of Conflict Between the Cult of the Honey Bee, the Cult of the Bull, and the Cult of the Three Headed Hel Beast. Don’t be late!

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