Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Aug. 29th, 2009 01:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
osprey_archerYou probably do not remember, my little onions, but a few entries back I threatened the world with a Pushing Daisies/Wonderfalls crossover. But I remembered, and and this afternoon a flash of genius struck me and I have ever since been writing, writing, writing, SEVEN THOUSAND WORDS IN ONE DAY, BITCH, and I've writed a story!
Almost! It is not quite done! (Although it's done enough to destroy my sense of grammar!) And it is probably quite terrible on account of being written at such speeds, but this doesn't matter at the moment (although it undoubtedly will in the morning) because I am right now of the opinion that I am SCINTILLATINGLY BRILLIANT and have written a masterpiece involving pie, arguments, sappy romance, unnecessary snits, and more arguments, because arguments are fun, as are run-on sentences, although I left the run-ons out of the story and saved them for this journal entry.
And then, in an overflow of scintillation, I started an entirely different story called "Satan Was My Prom Date" (which is actually inspired by a comment in today's slacktivist entry, because nothing is inspiring like mocking the Left Behind series), which is actually about a vampire, not Satan, but that's okay, he's related to Satan somehow, and anyway vampires are SO YESTERDAY, don't you agree?
I considered naming him Edward. But then my sense of self-preservation kicked in and I named him Ethan instead.
Also, I finished Pushing Daisies the series (the fact that I have been mainlining it may have contributed to my STROKE OF GENIUS), and it has the BEST ENDING EVER. Hurrah! It has if not supplanted Veronica Mars at least drawn level to it in my List of Most Awesome Series Ever Ever Ever (with many exclamation points).
I think perhaps I ought to sleep, or else I will scintillate the house right off its cinderblocks.
Almost! It is not quite done! (Although it's done enough to destroy my sense of grammar!) And it is probably quite terrible on account of being written at such speeds, but this doesn't matter at the moment (although it undoubtedly will in the morning) because I am right now of the opinion that I am SCINTILLATINGLY BRILLIANT and have written a masterpiece involving pie, arguments, sappy romance, unnecessary snits, and more arguments, because arguments are fun, as are run-on sentences, although I left the run-ons out of the story and saved them for this journal entry.
And then, in an overflow of scintillation, I started an entirely different story called "Satan Was My Prom Date" (which is actually inspired by a comment in today's slacktivist entry, because nothing is inspiring like mocking the Left Behind series), which is actually about a vampire, not Satan, but that's okay, he's related to Satan somehow, and anyway vampires are SO YESTERDAY, don't you agree?
I considered naming him Edward. But then my sense of self-preservation kicked in and I named him Ethan instead.
Also, I finished Pushing Daisies the series (the fact that I have been mainlining it may have contributed to my STROKE OF GENIUS), and it has the BEST ENDING EVER. Hurrah! It has if not supplanted Veronica Mars at least drawn level to it in my List of Most Awesome Series Ever Ever Ever (with many exclamation points).
I think perhaps I ought to sleep, or else I will scintillate the house right off its cinderblocks.
