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I intended to post more assiduously about the movies that I saw this year, and then… I totally didn’t, oops. So here are the movies I saw in 2016!

They are a beguiling mixture of animated movies and stuff from the American Film Institute’s Greatest American Movies of All Time, because my friend Myra has made it her goal to watch all of them and who am I to turn down the chance to check things off a list?

1. In the Heat of the Night. This is an excellent movie, but I admired it more than enjoyed it. Netflix calls it a “riveting study of racism that still strikes a chord,” which is accurate - near the beginning there’s a scene where Virgil Tibbs (our hero, played by Sidney Poitier) gets arrested because there’s been a murder in the town and he’s a strange black man sitting the train station - and therefore painful to watch.

2. The Flight of Dragons. This movie is a HOOT. It’s a Rankin/Bass movie from the 1980s, and it’s about a guy who gets enchanted into the world of a D&D-type board game that he created, and has to fight the powers of an evil sorcerer and also win the heart of a fair maiden, who is incidentally a character he created to have all the qualities he has ever wanted in a woman.

He literally wins the boss fight by yelling out the names of different branches of science. “Astronomy! Psychology! Sociology!” The wizard cannot withstand this onslaught! Highly recommended for a drinking game.

3. The Garden of Words. I watched this movie because I saw some completely gorgeous stills on Tumblr, and it is, it really is a gorgeous movie: lots of beautiful scenes of falling rain rippling through the leaves and across the pond in a park.

I didn’t like the story as much as the animation - I think partly because the title led me to expect a magical garden, and it’s not a fantasy story at all - and also because it’s about a high school student falling in love with a teacher (although he doesn’t realize she’s a teacher, and she’s not his teacher - but she is a decade older than he is), which makes it uncomfortable.

4. The Wind Rises. This movie upset me, not because of any of the political content - I remember there was some controversy about whether making a movie about Jiro Hirokoshi, designer of the Zero fighter plane, glorified or at least swept under the rug Japanese imperialism - but because the second half of the movie is pretty much 100% about Jiro’s girlfriend/eventual wife’s slow agonizing miserable death from consumption. Beautifully done. DID NOT EXPECT. DO NOT WANT.

5. Miracle on 34th Street. Classic Christmas movies bring out the Grinch in me; I didn’t like It’s a Wonderful Life and I don’t particularly like this one either. It’s one of those heavy-handed “Believe in the miracle of Christmas!” films, and the kind of belief it peddles seems shallow and cheap to me, and also I thought the film browbeat the heroine for her lack of belief and it annoyed it.

6. Raging Bull. This is one of those “Let’s explore masculinity!” films that litter the AFI Top 100 list. I drag my feet about watching them because I never expect to like them, but in this case I actually did quite enjoy it in the end. Scorsese makes his boxer protagonist human and rather tragic without exonerating him from the fact that he’s actually a pretty awful husband; there’s something small and sad about the story, the inverse of a usual sports movie of triumph.

7. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. This film is an experience utterly unlike any other film I have ever seen, and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing or just, like, a thing. But I totally recommend seeing it if you’re at all interested in the history of film or art or just enjoy an infusion of head-spinning weirdness in your life from time to time.

8. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Everyone told me this movie was a devastating trip down cynicism lane, so I was actually kind of disappointed when I saw it. So much less betrayal than I expected! I mean, yes, there is that one guy who is a traitor mctraitorsin, but he’s also clearly becoming unhinged, which is less devastating than a guy who betrays all his supposed friends while totally in his right mind and is not driven mad by his conscience afterward.

9. Bonnie and Clyde. After I saw this movie I meant to learn more about the historical Bonnie and Clyde, which I didn’t end up doing (note to self: must resurrect this project), but the fact that I wanted to is testament what an intense and vivid picture the movie paints of them.

10. My Neighbors the Yamadas. I loved this movie! It’s a very odd movie, more a bunch of vignettes from the life of a pretty average family than a cohesive storyline at all, but there’s such emotional truth to them - the Yamadas are in many ways not like my family, but at the same time watching the film reminded me of my family, the sense of life as a lot of small moments together. A sweet gentle film.

11. The Swan Princess. I think I missed the critical viewing window for this movie. My friends who saw it as children gush about it nostalgically, but it dragged for me, even though it’s only about 75 minutes long.

12. Thumbelina. I know I watched this movie this year, but I can’t remember a darn thing about it. I really expected I would like it, too; usually I love things about tiny people. (The Borrowers!)

Date: 2016-12-29 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evelyn-b.livejournal.com
a fair maiden, who is incidentally a character he created to have all the qualities he has ever wanted in a woman.

Ahahaha, I love it already. Or would, if the dude were a woman and the fair maiden a dude. This way around, it's harder to tell.

He literally wins the boss fight by yelling out the names of different branches of science. “Astronomy! Psychology! Sociology!” The wizard cannot withstand this onslaught! Highly recommended for a drinking game.

This sounds delightfully goofy.

I never liked the way little Natalie Wood and her mother got browbeat in Miracle on 34th Street, either! It's ok for kids not to believe in things (things we all actually think are made up, no less! though it wouldn't make it better if it were a religious instead of a Santa Claus movie) She seemed to be doing fine.

Date: 2016-12-29 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
Flight of Dragons is a good movie to watch with friends IMO. Watching it alone, there'd be too much time to critique everything wrong with it, but watching it with other people you can just focus on the delightful barminess of everything.

Also there is an archer maiden of the woods. Just saying.

POOR LITTLE NATALIE WOOD, WHY WON'T THE WORLD JUST LEAVE HER ALONE. Everyone acts like her lack of belief in Santa Claus is just so sad, never mind she's six and would probably have stopped believing in Santa in two or three years anyway!

Date: 2016-12-29 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] egelantier.livejournal.com
oh my god, i ADORED fight of dragons as a teenager, it was something we've obtained on a vhs
accidentally that was a step closer to 'real' fantasy than disney or russian cartoons or whatever. i could always give or take the main dude, especially since their dragon designs weren't aesthetic enough for me, but the knight and the archer lady did things to my heart. especially when they died hodling each other, which, aaah. i still have the title song.

Date: 2016-12-29 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
THE ARCHER MAIDEN AND THE KNIGHT DYING IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS. Yes, I loved that (although I also liked that the death didn't stick; it would have felt so out of place with the goofiness of the rest of the movie if they stayed dead!)

Also the scene where she looses her hair from her hat and it cascades down in a sparkly scarlet stream. YES ARCHER MAIDEN. GO FOR IT.

Date: 2016-12-29 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] egelantier.livejournal.com
I KNOW. I KNOW. it made some spark in my tiny teeny secretly gay heart, no lie.

Date: 2016-12-29 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com
WTF, thank you for warning me about The Wind Rises. I knew she died but not that it was more than "And then she died."

Have you seen Moana?

Date: 2016-12-29 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
I was appalled when she started dying in The Wind Rises and then she just keeps dying. It may not actually take half the movie but it sure felt like it to me.

I have seen Moana! I liked it very much and posted about it at the time, which is why it's not included in this round-up.

Date: 2016-12-29 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com
Oh my god. I'm sure it would to me too.

Ah, found your post now. I normally don't much like Disney (or western animation in general) but I really loved Moana. It had such a sincere, magical, and also weird/quirky feel to it.

Like, the coconut pirates. Why were they in the movie? I assume because someone said, "You know what would be hilarious? COCONUT PIRATES." And then they put them in, with immense glee. That is the sort of awesome randomness you get in anime all the time, and the usual lack of it tends to make a lot of western animated movies feel kind of lifeless/calculated to me.

Date: 2016-12-30 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
SUDDENLY, COCONUT PIRATES. Because why not?

I also really liked Maui's moving tattoos. Instead of an animal sidekick to harangue him, little tattoo Maui does it! That was fun.

I was kind of sorry that Moana's animal sidekick ended up being the chicken instead of the pig, though. The pig is just so much cuter.

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