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I woke up this morning to a bird chirping just outside my window. It bounced from its branch and swooped away before my bleary eyes cleared enough to ascertain what kind of bird it was.

I checked my clock: seven thirty, on the dot.

I have my own personal avian alarm clock. Disney Princess powers: activate!

Date: 2012-08-22 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com
Now if you can just get it to clean your room, help you make clothes, and bring you food, you'll be all set.

Date: 2012-08-22 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
Cleaning rooms is probably easiest. There are just such logistical problems in bringing food, you know? You need a pretty big bird to carry an apple for any distance, let alone a loaf of bread, and do I really want crows converging on my apartment?

Date: 2012-08-22 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bogwitch64.livejournal.com
What a very considerate little bird. :)

Date: 2012-08-23 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com
Either that, or it's hoping to lead me away somewhere. You never know with birds.

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