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osprey_archer ([personal profile] osprey_archer) wrote2012-08-22 07:56 am

Avian alarm clock

I woke up this morning to a bird chirping just outside my window. It bounced from its branch and swooped away before my bleary eyes cleared enough to ascertain what kind of bird it was.

I checked my clock: seven thirty, on the dot.

I have my own personal avian alarm clock. Disney Princess powers: activate!

[identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com 2012-08-22 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Now if you can just get it to clean your room, help you make clothes, and bring you food, you'll be all set.

[identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com 2012-08-22 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Cleaning rooms is probably easiest. There are just such logistical problems in bringing food, you know? You need a pretty big bird to carry an apple for any distance, let alone a loaf of bread, and do I really want crows converging on my apartment?

[identity profile] bogwitch64.livejournal.com 2012-08-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What a very considerate little bird. :)

[identity profile] osprey-archer.livejournal.com 2012-08-23 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Either that, or it's hoping to lead me away somewhere. You never know with birds.