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Peggy Rathman's Officer Buckle and Gloria, the 1996 Caldecott award winner, is full of delightful visual gags. Our hero, Officer Buckle, gives safety talks at schools, sharing safety tips like "Don't stand on swivel chairs." Which he discovered, just that morning, when he stood on a swivel chair and it slipped and he went flying, which is the very first illustration of the book.

However, Officer Buckle's talks have none of this kinetic energy - until he teams up with a police dog, Gloria, who illustrates his tips by, say, pretending to be electrocuted when Officer Buckle says "Don't swim during electrical storms."

This book is a super nostalgia trip for me, even though I didn't read it when it first came out, because it is Peak Nineties. The illustration style! But even more, the overwhelming obsession with safety! It didn't show up too much in my real life, aside from the fact that we weren't allowed to play on the hill behind the playground because one time someone tripped and broke her arm, STILL BITTER, you can trip and break your arm anywhere, I am just saying.

But it was all over children's media, and it led to massive playground overhauls where they started, in the opinion of my eight-year-old self, ruining all the playgrounds by getting rid of the fun playground equipment that could kill you. All the teeter totters disappeared, and a lot of the merry-go-rounds, and those awesome swings at the school near my grandparents' house that looked kind of like horses and probably knocked out the teeth of unwary students who walked behind the swing at an inopportune moment.

I read an article recently in The Atlantic, The Overprotected Kid, which is worth reading in its entirety - but the part that relates to this book is that this massive and extremely expensive playground overhaul has, at best, only marginally lowered playground accident rates. Kids have an extremely fertile capacity for wringing risk and danger from unpromisingly safe playground equipment. Just ask me about the time we started climbing out of the twirly slide, twenty feet off the ground, for the pleasure of shimmying down the playground pole instead.

Date: 2017-09-25 01:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] asakiyume
Kids have an extremely fertile capacity for wringing risk and danger from unpromisingly safe playground equipment. **best sentence** and also, SO TRUE. And as it should be! Plus, I recall doing the same sort of thing with those slide structures. Why play inside them when you can scale them? Only I was already an adult, as they didn't have those things when I was a kid...

Date: 2017-09-25 02:28 pm (UTC)
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I honestly wonder if kids aren't genetically predispositioned to wring danger from their environment. Kind of the same way it's better for their immune systems for them to crawl on the floor and put disgusting things in their mouth and get licked by dogs and all sorts of things we think of as gross - it teaches them both the joys and capabilities of their bodies and the (occasionally painful) limits of those same bodies. I remember as a kid being so dang bored with the playground equipment; I was regularly climbing trees and exploring the wooded areas and picking berries (which luckily didn't poison me) and otherwise exploring. And even the berries and the trees would lose their appeal, after a couple of times - I craved novelty in an environment that seemed determined not to give it to me. Even as a teenager, I would do things like climb on top of a swingset and perch on a metal pole twenty feet off the ground - I remember thinking a few times that soon I'd probably be too smart to do things like that.

Related (have I mentioned this story before?), a year or so ago I was walking home from the store, and a young kid of maybe seven or eight was cruising down the sidewalk on his bicycle, as such kids are wont to do. He crossed an alley ahead of me, and said alley had a crack down the middle of it that was just the right size to eat his tire a la a railroad track - but instead of crashing on his head like one might expect, he did an almost perfect flip over his handlebars and landed on his feet, nonplussed but unharmed. A woman coming the other way rushed up and began scolding him for his inattention and for not wearing a helmet; I caught his eye and gave him a thumbs up as I passed. I guess the same fearlessness that drives kids to try new and dangerous things means they also have less fear-based baggage when it comes to doing sweet flips, haha.

Date: 2017-09-25 03:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] evelyn_b
Oof. I'm sorry to say that I have no nostalgia for that illustration style - it looks like The Magic School Bus, which I also hated on sight (because of the illustrations; I never got as far as the text).

I understand the Safety Revolution a little better now that I'm an adult; as a kid I resented it (even though I was actually a pretty retiring and risk-averse kid by temperament; it was the principle of the thing). My sister's very much of the Let Them Eat Dirt school with her own kids, probably because she's the same age as me and grew up hearing the same annoying safety PSAs.

Date: 2017-09-27 04:04 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] evelyn_b
Who knows why children hate the things they hate? I didn't like it, that's all. I may have thought it looked like an ad for Fruit Roll-Ups and I didn't like ads, though I did like Fruit Roll-Ups. I'm sure I would have a more nuanced response to it now.

There must be a way to give these safety tips in a way that doesn't make kids want to, say, jump off a slide just to show that you're not the boss of me, safety tips! but clearly the nineties did not find that way.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, SAFETY TIPS. >:P

There should be a way. I don't really know what it is, though. Setting rational boundaries as needed and not harping on them too much otherwise? I'm glad the babies in their bike seats have little helmets now, unlike in my day where we just rode around bare-headed looking quizzical (I've got pictures). The Safety Revolution wasn't all bad!

Date: 2017-09-25 05:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thisbluespirit
Aww, yes, that one looks like fun.

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