Whyyyyyyy

I was going to see Birds of Prey last Tuesday, but on account of previous plans, I couldn't.

I was going to see Birds of Prey today, and I actually made it to the theater! and sat through a godforsaken half hour of previews! and then the theater started playing Bad Boys for Life! TWICE! at which point they admitted that they were somehow unable to actually play Birds of Prey so I got a refund AND a free movie pass

and also the general sense that the fates are against me, at least in the matter of seeing Birds of Prey. Why?? What gods have I offended??? I just want to see Margot Robbie destroy things while wearing glittery clothes! Is that too much to ask????????