Christmas ficlets

I am running low on Christmas cards this year, but nonetheless I have thought of a way to spread the holiday spirit: Christmas ficlets! Which do not have to be Christmas-related at all in content (although of course they can be if you so desire).

So! If you'd like a ficlet, leave a prompt or three on this entry. I will try to write you something short and sweet. Or short and devastating, if that's what you prefer.