I am an AUTEUR. I am an ARTISTE.

My fourth hobby—after fanfic, LJ, and cookies—is making movies, which I’ve been doing this week. My films are deep—very, very deep, like mud puddles. I am an auteur and my work all carries within it a theme of insanity: characters who are insane, are being driven insane, or are being ordered around by insane leaders. This is a Kafka-esque commentary on the brutal madness of modern life, not a sign that the Auteur has a limited repertoire of film plots.

( Time for close reading! )

Other than that, I baked orange chocolate chip cookies this weekend—basically, chocolate chip cookies with orange rind in them. I may use orange extract next time, as the rind made the cookies a touch bitter.