KAMIKAZE SQUIRREL!!!!
May. 5th, 2011 02:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
osprey_archerToday in the course of an excessively long walk, I stopped by my old high school.
Someone had papered the walls outside the library with XKCD cartoons. Yep; still my school.
They had also taped up a pile of Top Ten lists - Top Ten Terrible Movie Ideas, Top Ten Reasons to Leave Indiana (1. Corn. 2. Corn. 3. Corn. 4. Soybeans.), and Top Ten Worst Superhero Ideas.
I will share the best (worst) superheroes. Because I was standing in the stairwell giggling and it was, like, totally embarrassing.
1. Run-Away-from-Danger-Man!
2. Heckler Boy! (You call that grand theft auto? I've seen better carjacking from a leprous grandmother!)
3. Whiner Boy! (No fair! I wasn't ready! I call a do-over!)
4. Captain Sensitive! (Doctor Evil, I trusted you! I thought we had made progress!)
5. Kamikaze Squirrel Man! (I REGRET NOTHIIINNG!!!)
(I have no idea where Kamikaze Squirrel Man came from. But can't you just see him? In his little squirrel mask? His flying squirrel cape flapping in the breeze, acorn applique rippling?)
Someone had papered the walls outside the library with XKCD cartoons. Yep; still my school.
They had also taped up a pile of Top Ten lists - Top Ten Terrible Movie Ideas, Top Ten Reasons to Leave Indiana (1. Corn. 2. Corn. 3. Corn. 4. Soybeans.), and Top Ten Worst Superhero Ideas.
I will share the best (worst) superheroes. Because I was standing in the stairwell giggling and it was, like, totally embarrassing.
1. Run-Away-from-Danger-Man!
2. Heckler Boy! (You call that grand theft auto? I've seen better carjacking from a leprous grandmother!)
3. Whiner Boy! (No fair! I wasn't ready! I call a do-over!)
4. Captain Sensitive! (Doctor Evil, I trusted you! I thought we had made progress!)
5. Kamikaze Squirrel Man! (I REGRET NOTHIIINNG!!!)
(I have no idea where Kamikaze Squirrel Man came from. But can't you just see him? In his little squirrel mask? His flying squirrel cape flapping in the breeze, acorn applique rippling?)
