Pretty sure Shine in Archer's Goon is somewhat based on her, and there was a made-for-TV version in the 1980s in which I remember Shine being well cast. (googles) Annette Badland. Too old now, of course, but if we're doing fantasy casting anyway, it doesn't matter. But honestly I always thought her description sounded like an awful lot of women I know - "despite a bosom that would have done credit to a Victorian barmaid, she was rather thickly built than fat, and her iron-grey hair was cropped short." Admittedly most of my friends do not wear lipstick put on with violent inattention to the actual shape of their mouths, but many of them color their hair with violent (violet?) inattention to its original shade.

Arthur means bear, doesn't it? So, you know, another random Arthur wandering around, hogging the bathroom, as they do.