In real life there are no endings! The story just goes on and on, with ups and downs, like ocean waves.

When I was a kid my friend Jessie and I liked to put on little plays. We were slightly hampered by the fact that there were only two of us and our entire wardrobe consisted of a bunch of colored capes and sashes, but NEVER FEAR, we put on a creditable retelling of Arachne with the capes doing duty as chitons.