Michael Landon is insufferably full of himself. I say this with absolute confidence despite having no first-hand exposure to Michael Landon since I bailed on that tragic Little House on the Prairie two decades ago.

All of these NZ books are really more recent than what I'm looking for, unfortunately (although I may end up giving the cult books a look because... cults.)

I've only seen one Jane Campion film! I keep meaning to watch more, but as with so many other things I mean to do, it keeps getting lost in the shuffle. Someday!