So here is my chili story. A few months ago, my brother and I went to Panera, and I got their new chili, "Which would be good," I complained to my brother, "except they put that thing in it."

"It has that thing they put in chili," I complained to my brother.

"What thing?"

"I don't know. That thing they put in chili."

So he tasted my chili and gave me a look. "You mean chili powder?"

Well, that would explain a lot about why I don't like most of the chilis I've tried, yes.