Caderouse was BORN to be a disappointment. He's handed like fifteen chances at redemption and DOES HE TAKE ANY OF THEM? Noooo, not until the very end when the Count is whispering in his ear (presumably "I am Edmond Dantes, you fool).

Yessss, Gratuitous Detective Romance Party! That sounds like so much fun. How about we wait until June, and if I haven't found Have His Carcase by then you could send me a copy as a birthday present?