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osprey_archer ([personal profile] osprey_archer) wrote2016-09-19 07:58 am

Book Meme, Part 1

Finally getting around to answering the questions for this book meme! First, for [livejournal.com profile] evelyn_b. (Actually this is only the first of the questions you ask, but the answer grew so long I thought I should probably do the other two separately.)

2. What’s the worst book you’ve ever read, and why?

In terms of social message, it’s probably Elsie Dinsmore. Poor Elsie is meant as a model for young girls; the narrative reminds us that Elsie is “not yet perfect,” but she’s clearly approaching perfection asymptotically. At eight years old, she’s naturally beautiful, musically talented, rich, with a “lovely and well-developed Christian character” and deep emotionally sensitivity. She’s so upset by the idea of seeing a slave whipped for allegedly stealing a pocket watch that she offers to buy a new one out of her own pocket money, for instance.

And, although the narrative insists that she’s completely average, she’s also brilliant. She’s eight years old and she can not only quote reams of Bible passages, but she understands them so well that she can successfully argue Biblical interpretation with adults. And also she has a well-developed Christian character and loves the Bible so much that she gets up early every morning to study it.

Actually, in between the emotional sensitivity and the brilliance, I think you can make an argument that Elsie is a profoundly gifted child, and it would probably be a really interesting textual interpretation. But it’s probably also completely maddening for any slightly less gifted eight-year-old who is being compared to this unattainable example - especially given that Elsie is described as average, as if beauty and brilliance and passionately intense empathy were available to any everyday eight-year-old who just wanted them enough.

And even the rare child who could live up to Elsie’s example is probably going to end up totally fucked up by it, because all of Elsie’s gifts are purely secondary: what she’s meant to be modeling for us is self-abnegating obedience to authority, particular to one’s parents, most particularly to one’s father. (Elsie’s mother is conveniently dead, presumably because she might occasionally be nice to her child.)

Except of course when Elsie’s father orders her to disobey Holy Writ! Then she steadfastly refuses, even to the point of nearly dying of a fever brought on by despair because her father has shunned her for months because she refused to sing him a secular song on the Sabbath.

We are supposed to be rooting for Elsie and her father to patch their relationship up, rather than hoping that he will die of fever instead, although I was certainly on Team Elsie’s Father/An Early Grave. (There’s also a definite creepy quasi-incestuous vibe to Elsie’s relationship with her father.)

In any case. Suicidal despair is apparently also a sign of a lovely and well-developed Christian character. The thing about Elsie Dinsmore is that ultimately what these books are teaching is self-loathing and depression, and in the books it’s all cured in the end by the fact that Elsie’s father converts (he’s won over by Elsie’s near death, of course) and promises to love Elsie properly forevermore, but, well, that’s in the books. Most nasty fathers don’t learn their lessons like that, and even if they did that’s not necessarily enough to save their sad little girls.

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