Aw, man. Well, maybe as money trickles in I'll buy the rest of the Brothers Sinister series.

The long romantic passages are great, because there's such a contrast between the narrator's high falutin flights of fancy and the way he actually acts. He'll be waxing poetic about the river or the sunset or whatever, and then it comes time to figure out how to put the boat tarp up and he's so immature.