osprey_archer | Doctor Who rec: Precious Little Space Dumplings of Love

Title: Precious Little Space Dumplings of Love
Author:

shaggydogstales
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: longish?
Warnings: Psychic orgasms, dirty talk. Miscellaneous silliness.
Summary: ‘If I’m going to pose as your overly-demonstrative homosexual love-bunny, I ought to get something out of it myself.’ Post Last of the Time Lords AU.

Excerpt:There are several things wrong with having an evil scheme foiled, being taken prisoner, and kept captive on the TARDIS. The lack of supreme power, with all its attendant capacity for spreading awe and terror, and commanding hot and cold running minions, is a bit of a blow. The indignity of all it – being beaten by a girl, again, rankles pretty hard as well. Putting up with the Doctor’s unnatural levels of sanctimony would drive a lesser Time Lord to distraction. But that’s not the worst of it.

The worst part is that he’s so bloody bored.

Why I loved it: This is full of banter and increasingly hilarious pet names as the Doctor and the Master try to convince the court that their psychic bond is a result of the fact that they’re totally in love, not the Doctor's way of keeping the Master from trying to take over the universe again. You know, like you do.

It’s clear that the author is having a blast with the world-building details - all of

shaggydogstales Doctor Who fic is brilliant for this - and the psychic sex is super hot.