By the way, SUPREMELY HILARIOUSLY to me: last night I was able deploy my newly acquired knowledge (thank you, Osprey Archer) of sworn mountain virgins at a homeowners association meeting. One of the guys at the meeting said, near the end, that he'd be busy on such-and-such a day because he was going to an Albanian festival, being Albanian.

"Oh!!" says I. "Do you know about sworn mountain virgins???"

Perhaps predictably, he did not. I will have to send him a Wikipedia entry, if there is one.